silly goose rants

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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okay it’s like 3:02 in the morning right now but hear me out righ

what if being any kind of danger prone ran in the family and one day kaisa saw this really pretty woman walking down the street and just kinda watches her walk until she confidently strides directly into a stop sign after tripping on a crack in the sidewalk

after running over to make sure she was okay, the woman laughs as if it’s a common occurrence and introduces herself

so that’s the story of how kaisa got a new friend who frequently visits the library after finding out where she worked, and something kaisa’s noticed is that her new friend johanna’s always covered in bruises or scratches whenever she visits the library (kaisa offers to bandage them up, she kindly rejects cause she doesn’t wanna waste any bandages or anything), and it reminds her of that one blue haired girl that keeps coming over to the library and asking for help

she laughs it off as a funny coincidence, but another thing johanna and ‘blueberry’ (as kaisa likes to call the little runt) have in common is that they’re ALWAYS in some kind of danger, whether it be immediate or underlying

so after getting to know her some more kaisa decides to protect her when she can, not caring about the severity of the situation (ranging from leading her out of the way of a lamppost when they’re on a walk together to scaring off a bloodthirsty animal with loud shouty noises or secrete magic)

johanna, oblivious as a rock, doesn’t notice what kaisa had been doing until the latter got hurt in a particularly bad situation

johanna realizes what she’d been doing and helps kaisa come back to full health, but she feels incredibly guilty for dragging kaisa into her mess, but kaisa reassures her that she’s willingly been helping johanna out

johanna, stubborn as a mule, tries to find ANY way to help, which kaisa thinks is honestly kinda cute


Honestly might add more to this post in the future but now it’s way too late

kaisa hilda johanna hilda sketchbook ship hilda johanna tries to do some kind of grand gesture for kaisa everytime she helps her out of a sticky situation it ends up going horribly wrong everytime so after the gesture inevitably fails johanna makes pie or cookies for her instead (kaisa appreciates it though)
kindagaycanofsoup
the-hilda-librarians-wife

Idk how widespread this info is, but many modern magic practitioners use “in the broom closet” as a synonym for not telling some or all the people around them about their practices and/or beliefs.

What I’m trying to get at here is. Kaisa and Johanna talking, early on in their friendship. Kaisa says she’s “in the closet” to basically everyone who isn’t like her. Johanna misinterprets it. Shenanigans ensure.

(So ig basically this post but reversed eodnksbsjs)

kindagaycanofsoup

Oh my god I love this because I can just imagine johanna making little queer references like asking her if she listens to girl in red or something and kaisa being INCREDIBLY confused cause she doesn't get any of them

kindagaycanofsoup

OG MY GOD I JUST READ THEIR REBLOG TO THEIR OWN POST ABD IT MAKES IT LIKE 10X BETTER

the-hilda-librarians-wife
the-hilda-librarians-wife

Idk how widespread this info is, but many modern magic practitioners use “in the broom closet” as a synonym for not telling some or all the people around them about their practices and/or beliefs.

What I’m trying to get at here is. Kaisa and Johanna talking, early on in their friendship. Kaisa says she’s “in the closet” to basically everyone who isn’t like her. Johanna misinterprets it. Shenanigans ensure.

(So ig basically this post but reversed eodnksbsjs)

kindagaycanofsoup

Oh my god I love this because I can just imagine johanna making little queer references like asking her if she listens to girl in red or something and kaisa being INCREDIBLY confused cause she doesn’t get any of them

sketchbook ship hilda johanna hilda kaisa hilda okay but hear me out what if kaisa thought johanna knew exactly what she meant so she starts doing slightly witchy things to test the waters